Well, I'll be working hard to reach me target, 
To earn a few bob for a day trip down to Margate. 
I'm gonna blow the lot tomorrow on all me family, 
We catch the coach at eight, 
So don't be late, 
We're off to see the sea. 
Del: Behave yourself Uncle Albert 
Rodney: Or you won't be going 
Down to Margate, 
Don't forget your buckets and spades and cossies and all. 
Down to Margate, 
We'll go on the pier and we'll have a beer at the side of 
the sea. 
Down to Margate, 
You can keep the costa Brava, 
I'm telling you mate, I'd rather 
Have a day down Margate with all me family. 
Yeah! 
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You can keep the costa Brava and all that palava 
Del: Goin' to Brava. 
Rodney: Del, I'd rather, 
Have a day down Margate with all my family.