When I picked up the paper

I saw her smiling at me

I thought I might aswell rape her

But no, that wasn't like me

Gotta give it away



She shocked me, thrilled me all over

She gave me chill down the spine

My heart was burning and screaming

Be sure it felt oh so fine

Gotta give it away

Don't you hear what I say



Hey hey hey, what you say

You can make me cry

Hey hey hey, what you say

But don't ask me why



So I ran to the phonebooth

I better give her a call

Then I asked what are my chances

The operator said small

Gotta give it away



I asked for her address

Began to knock on the door

She opened fast and she pulled me

Can't get enough I want more

Gotta give it away

Don't you hear what I say



Hey hey hey...



When she took off her glasses

Looked just like dynamite

Then I ripped off her knickers

And there he stood, a transvestite

Gotta give it away



Hey hey hey... (repeat)