If you feel lonesome

If you're on your own

If you feel like needing help

Don't wait to ring my bell


You will find me as cute as your favourite nephew

Until I break your knees with a baseball bat

You will find me so kind, I'll be someone you like

Until I brush your teeth with a razorblade


I'll be there to heal you

I'll be there to care

I'll be there like your own son

So that you can't be aware


First I'll introduce myself as your best friend

The one you never had, the one you were waiting for

Then once is empty your bill-filled matras

You can thank your holy Christ if by chance I don't take your life


If you need a rendez-vous

24/7 I'll be there for you

I'll be the bogeyman of the stories

You've been telling to your children


You will find me as cute as your favourite nephew

Until I break your knees with a baseball bat

You will find me so kind, I'll be someone you like

Until I brush your teeth with a razorblade


First I'll introduce myself as your best friend

The one you never had, the one you were waiting for

Then once is empty your bill-filled matras

You can thank your holy Christ if by chance I don't take your life


The more it gets old

The more it gets cold