Channel 1, 7 PM

Win a car or a tennis racket

Channel 2, same hour

Win a house or a vacuum cleaner

Channel 3, one minute later

Win a week with your favourite singer

Channel 4, within an hour

Spell your name without mistake, you're the winner!


Channel 5, a quarter to 9

Brainless teens speak their minds about life

Channel 6, ten minutes ago

A former rock star was milking a cow


We are glad to inform you

That what you see is your life

Thinking forbidden (life)

Buy your illusions (life)

All credit cards are welcome (life)

Thinking forbidden (life)

Buy your illusions (life)

(The camera eye is part of your life)

It's been there since day one

From the cradle to the grave

For entertainment's sake


And so it goes, over and over

There's even more dream in my refrigerator

More wit and humour in a liver slice

Much more excitement in a plate of rice

The TV dictatorship makes me sick

Rather vote by phone for a brainless chick

Than to open your wallet and give a dime

To the local bum so he can buy a bottle of wine


We are glad to inform you

That what you see is your life

Thinking forbidden (life)

Buy your illusions (life)

All credit cards are welcome (life)

Thinking forbidden (life)

Buy your illusions (life)

It's been there since day one

From the cradle to the grave

For entertainment's sake


Sometimes when I can't sleep at night

I must admit I feel guilty

I feel ashamed of human kind

I wish I left it all behind

Sometimes when I can't sleep at night

I must admit that I ain't proud...


So I grab my phone and vote for brainless chicks

And I order dozens of useless shits

And then I close my eyes and I fall asleep

Thinking of how happy I will be


So I grab my phone and vote for brainless chicks

And I order dozens of useless shits

Thinking of how happy I will be

On the delivery day