A couple o' young men came to my door today

While I was frying eggs in my kitchen,

They looked so sincere with their white shirts and ties

As they tried to sell me their religion.



We talked for awhile as my eggs got cold

About what their faith believes,

They said they were convinced by what they'd been taught

That God's just an exalted man like you and me.



Although The Book says He is spirit, their hearts refused to hear it

They proceeded to tell me He's got hair

And in Daniel God's finger wrote on the wall

And His watchful eye is mentioned everywhere



I said, "Hey, keep to your scriptures until you understand

Completely these verses you're pickin',

The Psalms say He'll protect us with His feathers and His wings

But that don't mean that God's a great big chicken!"



I said, "Don't you see, you have missed

Just who Jesus Christ said that he is?"



"Well he's The Lord, he's Jehovah, he's the I Am like he said

And he proved his own divinity when he rose up from the dead

He's Messiah, Emmanuel and if that don't pass the test

The Book of John says he's The Word of God come in the flesh

Well he's the author of salvation and he leaves no room to guess

He's the Alpha, Omega, beginning and end

He's the first and he's the last

So if you're still confused I've no words left to waste

He told us he was God, God, God

Now I calmly rest my case."



I went out to the airport, took a ride to L A X, I was flying out to Dallas

To see my buddy, Tex

Went up an escalator, my mind at total rest

When suddenly 'dis guy pins a flower to my chest



I asked, "Are you a Christian?", He said, "Oh yes, and more,

But I believe there's many ways of truth we can explore."

I said, "Hold on a minute, I hate to interrupt, 

But if Jesus ain't the only way this teaching is corrupt."



He said, "We believe and teach that when you die,

You come back in the form of a cow or bird or fly

So if you kill an animal, what actually you're seeing

Is a murder equal to and of a human being."



Well, as anyone can see their "Christian" claim

Is totally without a doubt phoney

You can't even go out and eat a Big Mac

'Cause ya' might be munchin' on yer Uncle Tony!



I said, "Can't you see, you have missed

Just who Jesus Christ said that he is?"



"Well he's The Lord, he's Jehovah, he's the I Am like he said

And he proved his own divinity when he rose up from the dead

He's Messiah, Emmanuel and if that don't pass the test

The Book of John says he's The Word of God come in the flesh

Well he's the author of salvation and he leaves no room to guess

He's the Alpha, Omega, beginning and end

He's the first and he's the last

So if you're still confused I've no words left to waste

He told us he was God, 

He proved that he was God, 

He showed us he was God, God, God

And that's just the way it is!"