I'm about to black out with 100 bars on some professional shit.
 So don't try this at home  yo.
 Yo  yo  yo
 My style of rhymin is ancient like Aztecs and Mayans
 Because I recognize its all about timin
 Me and my freestyle alliance practicin African voodoo science
 In front of 20 ft. bonfires lookin skyward
 Calculating May 5  2000 the nine planets'll be in alignment
 The arrival of the prophet in the cockpit
 Of a starship the size of the Hale-Bopp comet
 With mercury ion rockets
 And a big ass "Canibus comin soon" poster on the side of it
 I'm known geographically and intergalactically
 That's why I got extraterrestrials that wanna battle me
 They even tried kidnappin me
 And they would've snatched me
 If their craft didn't get trapped in the Earth's gravity
 Engines stalled and failed. Crashed into a farmer's field
 And that's really what caused Roswell
 Undercover operatives workin for COM 12
 Disguised as a nigga signed with a record deal
 Lyrically I'm off scale
 So all hail or get tossed towards Hell, whatever y'all feel
 Briusin niggas, confusin niggas like Chip Fu from the Fu-Schnickens
 Hit you with nuclear cruiser missiles
 Hear the wild wolf growl
 Styles stockpiled for miles from the ground to the clouds
 Wack niggas wanna be down but its not allowed
 Interrupt the cipher unannounced and you'll get punched in the mouth
 With the southpaw southern fist
 I'll bust your shit. Swell your lip and get the Bubba shrimp
 Back the tougher shit. What a wimp
 You giant Goliath. Niggas get shot with a rubber sling
 I'm an experiment gone bad.
 My brainwave's on an ????? graph. Yo, I'm stark ravin mad
 Your whole scientific staff'll get killed in a nuclear blast
 When I throw the ????? flask in my hand
 Flammable liquids in the lab explode
 And you get stabbed with all the flyin glass
 Trained to blow up commercial aircrafts
 Trained in chemical weapons class
 Just to see how long a nigga's breath'll last
 I put him in a leather mask
 Spray his ass with a can of ???? gas
 Then watch him grab his neck and gag
 Watch the nigga choke to death as I laugh
 "You wanna battle?" is the type of question you should never ask
 Nigga, pick a tougher task. See who the fuck'll last
 Whoever lose'll get a solderin iron up the ass
 You need to recognize
 My hand is quicker than the eye
 Quicker than the 5 speed Jamiroquai drives
 A lifespan longer than 9 lives. Infinite rhymes that can't die
 A nigga with a divine mind
 I dedicate this to the wise. Dedicate it to dames
 Dividin myself into 100 ten times
 You can't deny the offerin's an offer
 Flows that glow with aurora's the spark of light
 Water fly like a saucer
 With the torque of a Porsche
 Murder a million MCs then autograph all of their coffins
 Been gettin it on since I been born and I'm a live long
 And I'm a be gettin it on till I'm gone
 Look at all the stages I been on. All the songs that I spit on
 I took an oath to rip everything I get on
 A nigga like me should have Carpal Tunnel syndromes
 In the wristbones from grippin microphones this long
 I'm just a small fish in a big pond
 And gets pissed off whenever I gets picked on
 Nigga try to flip and get flipped on
 My army march a million strong
 Like the nation of Islam with suede timbs on
 Extremely hostile
 Fully armed troops dressed in frog suits and night vision goggles
 A lyrical lynch mob
 Shittin on niggas drawn to a hideous form with horns and a mink on
 Duckin down low like Vietnam fightin the Vietcong
 Screamin "incomin" when I see a bomb
 Speak to your leader. Surrender your arms
 You need about a million more soldiers to even the odds
 Plus 800,000 to even consider a war
 And 200,000 more to even look hard
 You better drop your flag and withdraw
 My cavalry charge accompanied by a blizzard of wicked metaphors
 And smash y'all. Attach y'all to the back of my horse
 And drag y'all across the motherfuckin asphalt
 9 out of 10 niggas is frauds
 You know who you are always talkin about your bitches and your cars
 Your jewelry and your girls. It's like we from two different worlds
 You motherfuckers really get on my nerves
 Cause I'm beyond them, on some futuristic cyborg shit
 I close my eyes when I freestyle so I could read what picture crossed
 in
 Then raise my arms like a sorcerer and cast a fireball into the
 audience
 To barbecue your brain organs
 You feel like you've been thrown in a microwave oven
 I flame broil suckers and hit 'em with some more shit
 The raw shit. Call my reinforcements, the four horsemen
 Take a big piece of chalk and draw a line across the stage pulpit
 I dare a motherfucker to cross it
 I'll even call my man Black Rob at two in the mornin
 Tell him it's important. Tell him to call Sting 3 way and sing a
 chorus
 Break your camcorders so you motherfuckers can't record it
 Call the news, I'll kill your reporters
 Start a lawsuit, I'll kill your lawyers
 Fuck the soft shit and fuck what y'all think
 My album's gold cause my album was the bomb, shit
 Y'all niggas got your ass beat cause you asked for it
 Got your picture taken and put in a tabloid
 Cause you a man and you like to touch little boys
 You fuck 'em in the ass, then you give 'em cash for it
 That's some sick shit homeboy
 A hundred years ago, they'd have took you to see Sigmund Freud
 You fraudulent. Feminine. Fragile as a feather is
 With an effortless blow, I'll crack your whole skeleton
 You think you're better than Canibus, where's the evidence?
 You got below average intelligence and poor penmanship
 You need to shut the fuck up cause your breath stink
 Take fifty cents and purchase a pack of peppermints
 Battlin me you never win
 You thought you was the only nigga that could sneak a weapon in?
 Nigga guess again
 Cause after I'm finished wreckin this shit
 I'm a drink a whole bottle of Henney and go fuck a lesbian