Well if you got a Cadillac boy and a forty room shack boy

A bucket full of money and a tree full of honey

But if you gettin' no huggin' no smoochin' or muggin'

Well if you ain't lovin' then you ain't livin'

Well if you're ridin' on the gravy train instead of walkin' down lovers lane

You can't make hay boy you're goin' the wrong way boy

You gotta get a little honey for it's better than money

Well if you ain't lovin' then you ain't livin'

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Well if they call you a big big man cause you got a lot of bottom land

If you're kin to the president and if you help run the government

But if you get no attention you better off on a pension

For if you ain't lovin' then you ain't livin'

Well if you got a string of long long cars and you're smokin' them fourbit cigars

Well you ain't so well to do unless you get a little coochy coo

It takes a little of smackin' or your life is a lackin'

Well if you ain't lovin' then you ain't livin'