The F word feels ugly in my mouth

Clumsy, huff and puff, but I guess I'm not tough enough

I'd have to say mainly it makes me feel strangely

And frankly I'm not that angry a person

So cursin' and swearin' ain't part of my presentation

Play me on the radio without a moment's hesitation

Don't ever worry about your little sister listenin'

I used to have this thing for model Helena Christensen

Which is completely irrelevant, blueberry elephant

Anyway I like to consider myself more eloquent

I got more potent potions in my syringe

And when I hear one of my old songs with the F word I cringe now

I'm not tryin' to make anyone feel lesser

It's just that it don't go with any of the clothes in my dresser

Some people think that it's the best word in the English language

But for some reason recently, it causes me anguish



Saying the F word takes too much effort

Except when I'm having sex, I say it next to never

Saying the F word takes too much effort

Except when I'm having sex, I say it next to never

Saying the F word takes too much effort

Except when I'm having sex, I say it next to never

Saying the F word takes too much effort

Except when I'm having sex, I say it next to never