She had exes on her eyes, she was only good for one thing

It was over before it started, sooner than some think

She had a nose for trouble and all things illegal

She came with heavy baggage and a stupid ass beagle

Man, I hated that dog, it would shit in the kitchen

And howl in the morning, always scratching and itching

Queen of the plastic bag, forked tongue and 80's retro

Everything from new wave, metal and electro

Creature of the night, of habit and of the tanning booth

Dedicated, crippled and heavily medicated

New pair of shoes to wear out and walk a mile

She got what she wanted and cried like a crocodile

She liked to mix it up but she couldn't cook to save her soul

Every year when Santa Clause came he only gave her coal

Blatantly obvious, I read her like a book of matches

Maybe she's crazy, but I'm the one who took the chances



And what does that say about me

In the wrong, the place with a long face

What does that say about me, I just don't know

Without sunshine and rain the grass won't grow

But what does that say about me

Couple bandages and knuckle sandwiches

What does that say about me, I just don't know

Without sunshine and rain the grass won't grow



The thorn in my side was also my addiction

She spelled it out backwards and blinded me with science fiction

Porcelain doll, she let herself go to pieces

Kept it in bottles for too long with no releases

The outcome was volcanic, disgusting and wonderful

Messy, confusing, exciting and depressing

The whole entire time I had my foot on the accelerator

I saw it all happen like watching numbers on the elevator



But what does that say about me

In the wrong, the place with a long face

What does that say about me, I just don't know

Without sunshine and rain the grass won't grow

But what does that say about me

Couple bandages and knuckle sandwiches

What does that say about me, I just don't know

Without sunshine and rain the grass won't grow