The boy from the border just left his school -

No more shame for acting the fool all day.

He followed the water, shooting the breeze,

Dancing on the banks of a reverie.



Ballroom Kid, circular motion, the

Ballroom Kid - Oh Yeah!

Ballroom Kid, from ocean to ocean he's wandering the land.

He's gonna be your Ballroom Man!



A life in the ballroom has made him a star -

Painted gangsters worship him near and far.

The most glamorous bandit that you've ever met -

He'll kill you slowly after a pirouette.



Ballroom Kid, coming to get you, the

Ballroom Kid - Beware!

Ballroom Kid, willing to bet ya you haven't a prayer!

He'll meet you in the ballroom dear.



It's the bitch from the ballroom,

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!

Had you ever seen a wicked ballerina 'til the kid took your brain away?



Ballroom Kid, riding the ranges, the

Ballroom Kid on the move.

The Ballroom Kid - he's gonna tango into your saloon.



Ballroom Kid, painting his fingernails,

Ballroom Kid - being bad!

Ballroom Kid - a shift and a trigger is all that he has.



Ballroom Kid, coming to get you, the

Ballroom Kid - Oh Yeah!

The Ballroom Kid, he'll never forget you so strike up the band.

He's gonna be your Ballroom Man!!!