OK I'm a cheerleader now



CHORUS:

U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi, you ugly, eh eh, you ugly

(x4)



I saw you walking down the street, 

just the other day

I didn't see your damage, 

from that far away

I should have got a clue, 

when the kids started screaming

You walked up to me, 

with your buckteeth a-gleaming

Your hair is all frizzy, 

and your face is a mess

I thought that was a sack, 

but it's your favorite dress

You hurt the trees' feelings,

and the birds all flew

I don't mean to insult you- oh wait, yes I do!

Your teeth are yellow, 

they're covered with mold

You're only fourteen, 

but you look a hundred years old

When looks were handed out, 

you were last in line

Your face looks like where the sun don't shine

Did you fall off a building and land on your head?

Or did a truck run over your face instead?

There ain't no pill, 

cuz you ain't ill, 

you're ugly!



Chorus (x2)



What you really need is to wear a mask

And book that plastic surgeon fast

Girl, 

you're scary, 

you're hairy, 

I heard about you

You're the main attraction at the City Zoo

You're so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab

When you wear a yellow coat 

people shout out, "CAB!"

(you're so funny...I know!)

You got eyes like a pig, 

your nose is big

And with hair like that 

you should be wearing a wig

uncle fester remeber him?

I never knew that you had a twin

You can't disguise yo googly eyes

And in a Miss Ugly Pageant, 

you'd win first prize!

Yo mama say you ugly! 

You ugly!



Chorus (x2)



U-G-L-Y (x8)

you ain't got no alibi, you ugly!



Get dizzy (x9)



Now I feel like laundry



Chorus (x2)



Quasimodo, 

camelbreath, 

squarehead, 

UGLY!

Chicken legs, 

pigface, 

chin like Bubba, 

UGLY!

Fishlips, 

toad liver, 

pointdexter, 

UGLY!

Spaghetti arms, 

limp butt, 

freak show, 

UGLY!



Chorus



U-G-L-Y, you could make an onion cry!

U-G-L-Y, like an alien chased by the FBI

U-G-L-Y (x10)

You ain't got no alibi, you ugly!