When we fall out 

I like to go driving in my car

listen to something ironic

and end up in a bar

get an earful of shit 

from a stranger whos got a broken heart

weighing out what would be more painful

staying with your man 

or going back to her



Doesn't everybody feel this way sometimes

its a lose lose situation

for a shitty little crime

you can never win with women its pointless 

tryin to try

its a lose lose situation 

till the day you die.



everybody knows the score

she'll be crying to the mother in law

then i'll be sleeping out with the dog

must give inter-flora a call, a call, a call, a call.



Doesn't everybody feel this way sometimes

its a lose lose situation

for a shitty little crime

you can never win with women its pointless 

tryin to try

its a lose lose situation 

till the day you die.



ooooh la la la 

ooooh la la la 

ooooh la la la 

ooooh la la la 

ooooh la la la 

ooooh la la la 



Then we make up 

i'll be walking on egg shells for a day

and i'll clean the house in the hope that 

i might get a lay

i think back to that drunken stranger

and something that he said

"ya made ya bed so lie in it"

she'll be quiet when your dead.



Doesn't everybody feel this way sometimes

its a lose lose situation

for a shitty little crime

you can never win with women its pointless 

tryin to try

its a lose lose situation 

till the day you die.



its a lose lose situation

till the day you die.