She's the hottest whore in town

the dominatrrx of my dreams 

i know you think it's cheezy 

but she's so in luv with me 

she wants to play guitar 

and let me suck her blood 

she even likes DURAN DURAN

to do it in the mud!

Her name is Panik 

she made me panic 

She's the straightest girl in town 

the one who makes me run 

she'll tell me all about her boy 

then let me chew her gum 

she'll whisper in my ear 

when there's just no other way

i'll bing her In the eye 

and then she's like "no way"

She's the Joanest Jett around

like to get her in my bed 

she doesn't need a crown 

so i'll lasso her instead 

Her name is Panik 

she made me Panic