When you're five years old

And you walk downstairs

And catch your parents on the couch

Playin' some game

That looks like half-dressed mouth-to-mouth

Well it's a shock to your system

And your brain starts spinnin' 

And you make yourself a pact

When I grow up

I ain't ever gonna do that



Chorus

Yes, you will

If your lucky you will know just how that feels

You step into a pair of shoes

That you swore you'd never fill

You say you won't

But Yes, you will



'Fore long you got 

Your drivers liscence

And the world seems like it's yours

Except for the fact

That you've got to be home by ten of course

And that makes you mad so you throw a fit

And slam the door as you leave the house

You yell "when I have kids

I'm not gonna care 

How late their out"



Repeat Chorus



Well you know how your grandma and grandpa

Are happy just sittin' 'round the house

Wearin' clothes that are out of date

Talkin' 'bout the old days

And draggin' photo albums out

And you sure do love them 

But I mean come on now

You won't ever be that way



Repeat Chorus



Oh you can say you won't

But yes, you will