Brad Paisley
Brad Paisley - The Cigar Song lyrics
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Well, I'm a sucker for fine Cuban cigars The problem is I can't afford them But last year I went and got myself a whole box And just to be safe I insured them I took out a policy against fire and theft And then I hurried on home With a fifty-cent lighter I sat on my back steps And I smoked them one by one Two weeks later I went to see that insurance man And I handed in my claim With a straight face I told him that through a series of small fires They'd all gone up in flames They reviewed my case and they had no choice But to pay me for what I'd done And I took that check and bought a whole new box And I smoked them one by one Two weeks later this detective shows up Tells me that company's pressing charges One speedy trial later they locked me up On twenty-four separate counts of arson And now I sit and I stare at a blank brick wall Looking back on what I've done To pass the time I've got some ten-cent cigars And I smoke them one by one Yeah, I smoke them one by one