Bowling For Soup

Bowling For Soup - No Hablo Ingles lyrics

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My teacher asked me where my homework was 

And that's when I told her

No hablo Ingles

Policeman caught me doing 90

And that's when pulled me over

No hablo Ingles

A hippy with a tambourine 

Asking me if i could spare a dollar

No hablo Ingles

Some douchebag at the club tries to pick a fight

And grabs my collar

No hablo Ingles



(One!)

When i'm not feeling it

(Two!)

When someone's full of shit

(Three!)

When i get cut off at the bar

To make a getaway

It's all you gotta say

(Quatro! Cinco! Seis!)

No hablo Ingles

No hablo Ingles

(Hey, hey, hey)

No hablo Ingles

No hablo Ingles

(Hey, hey, hey)



My nephew asks me if i'd take him

To the Jonas Brothers movie

No hablo Ingles

Walking my dog i see a sign that says

To please pick up the doodie

No hablo Ingles

My mum gets mad cause i never call my dad

On his birthday

No hablo ingles

A guy walks up and says 

"Doda esta casel de pepe"

He no habla Ingles



(One!) 

So many different uses

(Two!) 

You don't need no excuses

(Three!) 

It's as easy as the third grade

The perfect getaway

It's all you've gotta say

(Quatro! Sinco! Seis!)

No hablo Ingles

No hablo Ingles

(Hey, hey, hey)

No hablo Ingles

No hablo Ingles

(Hey, hey, hey!)



Did you brush your teeth?

(No hablo Ingles!)

Where'd you leave your pants?

(No hablo Ingles!)

Did you feed the fish?

(No hablo Ingles!)

Do you like my band?

Wait... don't answer that...



No hablo Ingles

(Hey, hey, hey)

No hablo Ingles

No hablo Ingles

(Hey, hey, hey)

No hablo Ingles



Do you wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies?

No hablo Ingles

(Hey, hey, hey,)

Did one of you guys pee in the pool?

No hablo Ingles

Hey how 'bout we all get together

and go to the ballet?

No hablo Ingles

(Hey, hey, hey)

No hablo Ingles

Can I borrow that beer?

No hablo Ingles!

(laughs)

No hablo Ingles

(Hey, hey, hey)

No hablo Ingles

No hablo Ingles




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