You can read it in the papers 
In some places it comes in thirty-two flavors 
But you wouldn`t tell no one 
Your favorite if you could 

>From the White House to the alleys 
>From the President down to Long Tall Sally 
Can`t live with it but 
You`ll die without it - yes you would 

Senorita`s in the kitchen 
She`s a fistful of dynamite 
You call 911 but you 
Can`t stop the fun tonite, it`s alright 

Chorus: 
You can`t start a fire without a spark 
But there`s something that I guarantee 
You can`t hide when infection starts 
Because love is a social disease 

Where you look you can find it 
Try to run but you`re always behind it 
So you play hide and seek like a blind kid 
Till you`re caught - yeah you`re caught 

So you`ll say that you had some 
But they took it and held it for ransom 
Were they tall, dark, skinny or 
Handsome - you won`t talk 

So you telephone your doctor 
Just to see what pill to take 
You know there`s no prescription 
Gonna wipe this one away 

Chorus 

So full of high grade octane 
She could run the bullet train on 38 double d`s 
Now you know for sure, you know the cure 
To make a blind man see