A vacation in a foreign land?
Uncle Sam does the best he can

You're in the army now
Oh, oh, you're in the army now

Now you remember what the draftsman said:
Nothing to do all day but stay in bed

You're in the army now
Oh, oh, you're in the army now

You be the hero of the neighborhood
Nobody knows that you left for good

You're in the army now
Oh, oh, you're in the army now

Smiling faces as you wait to land
But once you get there no one gives a damn

You're in the army now
Oh, oh, you're in the army now

Hand grenades flying over your head
Missiles flying over your head
If you want to survive get out of bed

You're in the army now
Oh, oh, you're in the army now

Shots ring out in the dad of night
The sergeant calls 
   ((stand up and fight))

You're in the army now
Oh, oh, you're in the army now

You've got your orders better shoot on sight
Your finger's on the trigger, but it don't seem right

You're in the army now
Oh, oh, you're in the army now

You're in the army now
Oh, oh, you're in the army now

Night is falling and you just can't see
Is this illusion or reality?

You're in the army now
Oh, oh, you're in the army now

You're in the army now
Oh, oh, you're in the army now