o winters here with all the ice n snow

n the surly slush upon the road

the salty spray upon muh window

makes me wish i replace my wiper blades



(chorus)

muh wiper wiper wiper blades

muh wiper wiper wiper blades

muh wiper wiper wiper blades

i wish that i'd replace muh wiper blades



salty spray from semi's that do pass

they turn muh windsheild into bathroom glass

i turn the knob but i come to the conclusion

that i did not fill up my washer solution



muh wiper wiper wiper fluid

muh wiper wiper wiper fluid

muh wiper wiper wiper fluid

i wish that id replace muh wiper fluid



(chorus)

muh wiper wiper wiper blades

muh wiper wiper wiper blades

muh wiper wiper wiper blades

i wish that i'd replace muh wiper blades



down the expressway 80mph

i can make out headlights, taillights, frosted shapes

but down by the dash theres a clearing where both blades do scrape

i can see fine if i lay on the passengers seat



(chorus)

muh wiper wiper wiper blades

muh wiper wiper wiper blades

muh wiper wiper wiper blades

i wish that i'd replace muh wiper blades



muh wiper wiper wiper blades

muh wiper wiper wiper blades

"one time on delay"

muh wiper.............wiper..........wiper blades

i wish that i'd replace muh wiper blades