Meanie leanie 
Come on down 
Come and entertain the town 
It`s Friday night and we`re all bored 
Time`s been called 
There is no more 
Time`s been called 
It`s such a bore 
  
Dan Abnormal 
Not normal at all 
It`s not his fault 
We made him this way 
He`ll imitate you 
Try to ape you 
But it`s not his fault 
Dan watches TV 
  
The meanie leanie stays up late 
Mopes around 
Gets in a state 
The killer in your arcade 
Shooting gangsters 
Ready-made 
`Cos that is where 
The future`s made 
Teleport me 
  
Dan went to his local burger bar 
"I want McNormal and chips 
Or I`ll blow you to bits 
Give us it" 
It`s the miseries at half-past three 
Watching video nasties 
He has dirty dreams when he`s asleep 
Dan`s just like you and me 
He`s the meanie leanie 
Altogether now... 
Dan Abnormal 
Not normal at all 
Oh, it`s not his fault 
We made him this way 
He`ll imitate you 
Try to ape you 
But it`s not his fault 
Dan Abnormal`s 
Me