Let's do it!
THIS IS THE GROOVE!
That makes Cool move
The dudest dope and he's looking smooth
BURNING
With a rubber hup buskin a thousand watts
and the basses are pumpin' hard
To the beat of the street
Cool gets out of his seat and shuffles his feet
And if you get in the way you're gonna have to pay

Mr. Cool
He's Mr. Cool, and nobody's fool
He's Mr. Cool
Oh, too cool!

He spins around with a mighty THRUST
He hits the ground (all the girlie's lust!)
Yeah, Cool's got style he can do anything
(HUH HUH HUH HUH) He's the body king
He thinks he's cool
I think he's lame
His ego feeds off local fame
Big talking jerks, they're all the same
Yeah!

Mr. Cool
He's Mr. Cool, and nobody's fool
He's Mr. Cool
So smooth - he's gotta be - do ya wanna be cool
Mr. Cool
He's Mr. Cool, and nobody's fool
He's Mr. Cool
The dude is cool

Tell it like it is!
People getting wise
Seeing through his lies
Lying in the street
Like a piece of meat
Rubbing it is hell

Checking it out!
(oh my god, that is like so cool...
 look at those leather pants!
 yeah, he's a little bit too overweight
 to be wearing those, isn't he?
 yeah, look at all those chicks
 what a loser!)

Mr. Cool
He's Mr. Cool, and nobody's fool
He's Mr. Cool

So smooth - he's gotta be - do ya wanna be cool
Mr. Cool
He's Mr. Cool, and nobody's fool
He's Mr. Cool
The dude is cool
You fool