Uno, dos, tres, cuatro 

When you fucked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you? 
Did he hold you till the sun did rise 
And did he look into your eyes 
And ask you to fellate him 
And stick a finger or two in his ass 

He seems like a total asshole 
Grandpa is a total fucking asshole 
Who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his ass? 
He rubs his dick in broken glass 

When you fucked grandpa 
Did he kiss you soft and tender? 
Did he tie your hands behind your head 
And was it on your mother's bed? 

And this is fucking stupid man! I can't believe you'd have sex with Your own grandfather! I mean, you guys are related! What's he gonna do, take 
out his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed? Man, he'd like to fuck you on the bottom, and grandma would come in and watch 
and masturbate and cum all over the place and, this is stupid! I hate you all! I'm not even going to have sex with my mom tonight! Man, this is 
stupid! I hate you!