You and I should get away for awhile
I just want to be alone with your smile
Buy some candy and cigarettes and we`ll get in my car
We`ll blast the stereo and we`ll drive to Madagascar

Because when I`m with you there`s nothing I wouldn`t do
I just want to be your only one
I`m grasping out at straws thinking back to what I saw
That night on the floor when we were all alone

My love life was getting so bland
There are only so many ways I can make love with my hand
Sometimes it makes me want to laugh
Sometimes I want to take my toaster in the bath

Because when I`m with you there`s nothing I wouldn`t do
I just want to be your only one
I`m grasping out at straws thinking back to what I saw
That night on the floor when we were all alone

Who`s gonna be the odd man out?
I don`t want to be the odd man out
Is this going to be the end
Or are you going to be my new girlfriend?