So many wagons : they have cut that good road down
And the girl I love : her mama don't want me around
Baby I can't drink whiskey : but I'm a fool about my 
homemade wine
Ain't no sense in leaving Dallas : they makes it there 
all the time
These here women want these men : to act like some boxer 
dog
Grab a pick and shovel : and roll from sun to sun
I got a girl for Monday Tuesday : Wednesday Thursday 
Friday too
I'm going to sweeten up on Saturday : what are the women 
through the week going to do
Don't look for me on Sunday : I want to take pigmeat to 
Sunday school
She's a fine looking fair brown : but she ain't never 
learned Lemon's rule