So like one day I was walking home
I saw a dude wearing really gay clothes
Ripped up t-shirt saying "I love porn"
He might just be a-
Hey now steady up hold your horses
That cannot be the answer
Maybe he's just looking for attention

This dude really freaked me out
Yeah he really freaked me out
He was scary yes really really really
I won't sleep tonight

His pants were cool
Although they had pictures of-
Sorry but your kids are listening
Lets just say they were rude
He had dark green hair
And he had dark green eyes
Whoa this guy is freaky

Chorus

Mammy? Mammy?
I want my mammy