[Mr Lawnge]

Yo! The Black Sheep has arisen here, oh dear

The cat's out the bag and it's the end of your career

Don't spit it out, let it persevere

I like to see my dick snot disappear

I got inch out the edge, Lawnge Don can't compare

So, ho, come here!

Now some say they get live but the Sugar Dick is live-er

In and out of any situation like MacGuyver

If it's not Boopie's then it's Lady Godiva's

When it comes to hitting ass I'm a striver

I'll use my dick to fight a war so there won't be no survivor

Call me the Nine Point Fiver!

Cause I'm the sugar dick, the Sugar Dick Daddy Mr Lawnge

Of the Black Sheep here to point out what's wrong

With emcees like these popping that bullshit, please!?

Hang it up, black

If it's a God-given talent then take that shit back

Analyse the style, go home and re-write

I know you wanna be down, I know you wanna be like

ME! The Sugar Dick Daddy Lawnge

If you think that you can play me, nah, you're dead wrong

Cause I write lines and wreck minds

Being that I'm the DJ I can flip at any time

I'll diss you on the rhyme, diss you on the cut

Have you on the dick so much there's no room for my nuts

Forget rapping, you nerds are herbs

Just get a job and ride my dick to work

Respect the Lawnge one cause fly shit I mail out

Yo, you got the wrong one if you think I'll sell out

Used to have a ho and I'm damn glad we fell out

I would keep on rapping but it's time to break the hell out



[Dres]

Yo bust it, I be a fly nigga as far as niggas go

I be a choice brother but only a brother would know

Chilling Eskimo as the general rule

If you can't say Dres, you can call me cool

Styles unlimited, you can't get with it

But you can get this if you straddled and it fitted

I wondered and I pondered if your family were Roman

Cause you're snuggly and you're cuddly, play me closely like a Trojan

Ah-ah, it busted, aww shit, don't act dumb

You opened your mouth, black, so yo here I come

It's a catastrophic state but let it begin

If my dick's on your minds then my balls are on your chin

Now here it's kind rough, so kids stay on your toes

If my balls or on your chin then pubic hair is up your nose

If pubic hair is up your nose then I suppose

I'm the nigga that gets and you're the nigga that blows

My style is immeasurable so put away your ruler

Think of the coolest kid you know, Dres is cooler

Smoother, slicker, quicker roll-flicker

Honey came bloody so I hit her in the shitter

Went to a first stone caster cum a master blaster

Tell you cause I know, black, get off the slim faster

I know you wanna emcee and be down with the rest

But stay on the head now cause that's what you do best

Your duck down sound compound no interest

Get down with the flock, motherfucker, invest

In the rhyming you're designing, I can see your shit climbing

To the bottom from the mid where it hid, bad timing?

What do you wanna know, I still gotta go

You're a tic out of tac but I'm busy getting doe

Move over just a bit for the sight taking flight

Still eager as the Beaver and I'm leading with my right

I'll coin one more then step, daggonit

Our dicks are the planet and where are you