We?re gonna have a TV party tonight (All right)
We?re gonna have a TV party all right (Tonight)

  (We?ve got nothing better to do, than watch TV and have a couple of brews)

Everybody?s gonna hang out here tonight (All right)
We?ll pass out on the couch all right (Tonight)

  (We?ve got nothing better to do, than watch TV and have a couple of brews)
  (Don?t talk about anything else, we don?t wanna know)
  (We?re dedicated to our favorite shows)
  That?s Incredible, Hill Street Blues, Dallas, Fridays

We sit glued to the TV set all night (And every night)
Why go into the outside world at all (Its such a fright)

  (We?ve got nothing better to do, than watch TV and have a couple of brews)

TV really shows what its like out there (Its a scare)
You can go out if you want (We won?t care)

  (We?ve got nothing better to do, than watch TV and have a couple of brews)
  (Don?t talk about anything else, we don?t wanna know)
  (We?re dedicated to our favorite shows)
  Saturday Night Live, Monday night football, Jeffersons, Vegas

I wouldn?t be without my TV for a day (Or even a minute)
Don?t even bother to use my brain any more (There?s nothing left in it)

  (We?ve got nothing better to do, than watch TV and have a couple of brews)

Hey wait a minute, my TV doesn?t work (Its broken)
What are we gonna do tonight, this isn?t fair (We?re horny)

  (We?ve got nothing better to do, than watch TV and have a couple of brews)
  (What?re we gonna talk about, I don?t know)
  (We?re gonna miss our favorite shows)
  No That?s Incredible, no Monday night football, no Jeffersons, no Fridays
  (No TV party tonight