But it's sure to have your trippin'
 So y'all listen close
 It's not bright as the sun or sweet like sugar
 But it's rather on the bug tip and it's called Pickin' Boogers
 Now what I'm emceein' might not seem kosher to you
 But it's still somethin' we all have to do
 So go up your nose with a finger or two
 And pull out one or a crusty crew
 Yo, don't try to front like it's so gloomy and gray
 'Cause we all pick our boogers sometime every day
 Whether out in the open or on a sneak tip
 With a finger, tissue, or even a Q-Tip
 Take it from the Biz Markie because I'm jokin'
 And also, remember this slogan
 "Hey, ma, what's for dinner?
 Go up your nose and pick yourself a winner"
 Pickin' Boogers
 Pickin' Boogers
 Let me tell you what happened on the train, man
 I was coolin' one say with my partner Kane
 Headed up to the rooftop, ridin' the D train
 When the man sittin' next to me was so profane
 He'd stick his finger up his nose, then do a drain
 (You should 'a moved)
 I was just about, but al of a suddern, homeboy just pulled out
 A big, green, slimey - naw, I'm not even gonna say it
 But it weighed a good pound if you tried to weigh it
 He sat there for a while with it in his hand
 So I tried to play cool like a normal man
 So I laid my head back to catch a quick nap
 All of a sudden he plucked it dead in my lap
 Now Kane sat there laughin' like it was all a joke
 But a brother like Biz Markie had almost choked
 So I dug up my nose and pulled out about five
 And plucked every last one of them dead in his eye
 Then the man jumped up and said what's wrong with you
 And wiped 'em off his face and said I can't mess with you
 Like if I did somethin' that was so full of shame
 But yo, you got to know the name of the game
 Pickin' Boogers
 Pickin' Boogers
 Now let me take you trippin' dow memory lane
 Back in public school with my partner Kane
 When I was class clown and he was my brotherr
 Sittin' at the desk, pluckin' boogers at each other
 Never do our work as we were supposed
 'Cause we was too busy diggin' up our nose
 And in the lunch room, we would talk about rude
 God forbid the person that had to leave his food
 No matter who you are, we didn't give a damn
 We even put teachers down with the program
 Whether it was a woman or if you're a man
 We put boogers in our fingers then shake your hand
 Catch anyone from anywhere
 But the best part about it's catchin' Kane out there
 Especially we're out playin' ball in the gym
 I put boogers on the basketball and pass it to him
 Now we're grown up and things have changed
 But we still be playin' the Pickin' Boogers game
 Just last night when Kane was gettin' ready
 I slippped a litte green one inside his spaghetti
 Pickin' Boogers
 Pickin' Boogers
 Let me tell you what happened with this girl
 One night at Latin Quarters, I was standin' at ease
 And saw a gorgeous yound lady that I wanted to skeeze
 I didn't show enough that I really did want it
 So, no half-steppin', I pushed up on it
 Pulled out the gold cable and a knot that was fat
 Had a spotlight beamin' on my Biz Markie hat
 But when she stepped in the light and she got real close
 I saw a teeny-weenie booger on the tip of her nose
 She was dressed real def and her body was hook
 But that dried-up boogeer just ruined the look
 I wanted to tell her about it but I couldn't be bold
 So I played it off and said, "That's a cute green mole"
 I was hopin' from that she wuld wipe it away
 But she didn't do nothin', I guess she wanted it displayed
 I said, "Before you get my number I don't mean to dis you
 but write it in your hand because you're gonna need the tissue