He swallered a frog

And hollered "yum yum"

He slid down the hillside

And guarded his tounge

He entered the garden

On this bright moonlit night

And he stopped in his tracks

It was love at first sight



He said "my skin is black"

And "your skin is green"

You dwell in a garden

I live by a stream

Although I'm short and stocky and

You're long and green

I've got a crush on you

And he squeezed her tighter

And tighter

And tighter

I've got a crush on you



He said "I'm a king snake"

And you'll be my queen

With a butler and servants

And your own private stream

And if you refuse me

It would be such a shame

Because I'm so tired of doing

My own thang



And he squeezed her tighter

To excite her

And delight her

I've got a crush on you



And I'll be back tomorrow



Next day when he got there

A two legged man

Was holding sweet green thang

In his big human hands

Her long jet of water

Shot out of her nose

Oh king snake had fallen in love with a hose



He said "my skin is black"

And "your skin is green"

You dwelled in a garden

I live by a stream

Although you're made of plastic

I think you're fantastic

I've got a crush on you

But I don't think it's gonna work out