Well I walked up to the bar

I laid down my platinum card

Then I ordered 50 long necks for my new friends

Well, the bar maid passed them out

And before we chugged them down

I held mine up said here's to us and them

Well, this blond slid up to me

She said that was awful sweet

Then I saw her boyfriend as wide as he was tall

Well he broke up our hug with a six foot five inch shove

And I found myself slammed up against the wall

Why does every body want to kick my ass

I'm just trying to have a little fun for all the ones who can't 

Just because I kiss the prettiest girls and drive my truck too fast

Why does everybody want to kick my ass

Well I've never been the type to walk up and pick a fight

I've always been the kind to get along

I throw parties all the time and there always on my dime

We drink and dance and smoke until the dawn

We'll my style sometimes disturbs the peace

The police show up put donuts in my yard

While the zeppelins playin loud they run off my party crowd

They cuff my wrists and throw me down so hard

Why does everybody want to kick my ass

I'm just tryin to have a little fun for all the ones who can't

Just because I kiss the prettiest girls and drive my truck to fast

Why does everybody want to kick my ass

Just because I kiss the prettiest and drive my truck to fast

Why does everybody it seems like everybody wants 

Why does everybody want to kick my ass

Kick my ass