with the sweetest wife ever *smak* I love you honey
 I buy her everything, if it takes my last dollar
 Even her nails and her hair to be done at the beauty parlor
 We spend ample time together, doin dinner and a movie
 and whatever else sounds groovy
 And when we want real excitement and drama, word to momma
 we walk around in our pajamas in the Bahamas
 I love her and I need her and I never ever cheat her
 I'm far too carin to be considered a woman beater
 My style is gentle, romantic and friendly
 Nothin like the husband from _Sleeping With the Enemy_
 I thought that she was in love with me
 I used to think that she couldn't get enough of me
 But lately things been seemin strange and..
 baby you changed

 Somebody's... been sleeping in MY bed..
 Somebody's... been sleeping in MY bed..

 Now I've heard of traffic but I've never heard of when
 you get off at five and don't make it home til ten
 Another thing that I can't comprehend:
 matchbox and pens from the Holiday Inn
 And every night that I had to work late
 I come home to see that the bathroom ain't straight
 I look at the toilet bowl and wonder whassup
 because I know damn well that she don't piss with the seat up
 And lookin at the underwear in the room
 Now I wear silk drawers; whose Fruit of the Looms?
 Another thing that's quite bizarre -
 my bathrobe smelled like Brut, but I use Dakar
 Now I'm seein that she's treatin me crummy
 Also, she must take me for some dummy
 Because she'll lay in bed and say, "Come on in"
 but them ain't the same bedsheets from this morning
 Now yeah my dear have you been busted
 but I still feel like P.E.,  Can't Truss It
 You need another lover like you need a hole in your head
 and you might get that, you cheesy rat
 Cause thinkin about the cost of a divorce
 I feel like Johnny Taylor, it's cheaper to keep her
 Cheatin on me, what's the reason why?
 I hope you die

 Somebody's... been sleeping in MY bed..
 Somebody's... been sleeping in MY bed..

 You done hurt me, broke my heart
 and played me for your fool
 Now here's my chance to get back at you
 and I'm gonna blow my cool

 All day long, I'm just singin a
 somebody done somebody wrong song
 I'm tryin to see how far can this kid go
 before our relationship ends up on skid row
 Why should I try to stay attached to her
 when I'm probably better anywhere as a bachelor
 So go 'head girl with that game you're talkin
 And since you look like CeCe Peniston,  Keep On Walkin
 Your your your cheatin heart, you're tryin to rip mine apart
 Uhh, I wish I'd seen it from the start
 Cause now you're caught in what you thought was a fort
 Took a short, so I'll see you in court

 Somebody's... been sleeping in MY bed..
 Somebody's... been sleeping in MY bed..

 [Robin Harris]
 I hate my wife
 I wear my wedding ring on the finger
 cause I married the WRONG GOD DAMN woman

 [Richard Pryor]
 I leave homegirl ?
 and come back home, college feet be on