The definition of sex varies with many people
 In search of a few ways to define it
 we asked actor/comedian Mr. Dolemite his definition of sex
 And his response was..

 [Dolemite]
 Baby, sex is just like puttin money in the bank
 Once you take it out, the interest is all gone

 [female reporter]
 Then we asked rap star Big Daddy Kane his definition of sex
 And well *clears throat* according to the Prince of Darkness..

 [Big Daddy Kane]
 Here comes Kane the mack, the sex maniac
 Bring on the honies and you can't restrain me back from ff..
 .. nah I better not say the whole word
 So uhh, let's just say what make Whoopi like Goldberg
 Cause I wanna make you sweat, get you wet
 Perform a miracle in this love duet, see baby
 I play the game like Keno, plus I know the
  Scent of a Woman  better than Al Pacino
 And when it comes to girls, I show no mercy
 They lick me on the chest and say, 'To hell with Hershey'
 Now it's time for me to lick that body
 and this is no  Ordinary Love , ask Sade
 Baby you're bound to perspire, when I use
 the nipples on your breasts just like a pacifier
 Honey please, keep your body at ease
 And let me see what I can do with those 34 C's
 I plan to lick your bellybutton my dear
 and let my tongue walk five steps downstairs
 The way that I plan to put this chocolate syrup to use
 I'm gonna wake up in the mornin with a hairy sweettooth
 And now you're under my spell like a magician
 Abra-cadabra, good sex and I have ya
 laid out, waitin for a big treat
 I'm not the Ku Klux Klan but I stay under sheets
 And when it comes to sex, yo I'm the illest
 Plus I know more  Diff'rent Strokes  than Arnold and Willis
 I make you feel the reel to reel you feel
 when I break the headboard down like Shaquille
 Then bend over doggy style and just watch me
 ride yo' black ass like I was still filmin  Posse
 Then I'm the one that gets the job done
 My mattress have more bodies than Al Capone's, gun
 When I get through givin you mine, uhh
 Girls be callin me back like *69
 So come on over here hottie, let me just
 'work that body, work that body'

 Uh-huh, uh-huh..
 Straight like that..

 Aiyyo
 How many real niggaz out there like to have sex
 C'mon, just ?
 I said how many real niggaz out there like to have sex
 C'mon, just ?
 and say SEX (SEX!)
 Say AND MORE SEX (AND MORE SEX!)
 Say I LIKE IT (I LIKE IT)
 And say I LOVE IT (I LOVE IT)
 Say I NEED IT (I NEED IT)
 Say I EAT IT (I EAT IT.. WHOAHHH SHIT)

 Yeah
 Well keep it on baby baby, keep it on and ah
 Ah keep it on baby baby, keep it on and ah uh
 Keep it on baby baby, keep it on and ah
 Keep it on baby baby, keep it on