being male  middle class and white
 it's a bitch  if you don't believe
 listen up to my new cd
 sham on

 i got shit running through my brain
 so intense that i can't explain
 all alone in my white boy pain
 shake your booty while the band complains

 i'm rocking the suburbs
 just like michael jackson did
 i'm rocking the suburbs
 except that he was talented
 i'm rocking the suburbs
 i take the checks and face the facts
 that some producer with computers
 fixes all my shitty tracks

 i'm pissed off but i'm too polite
 when people break in the mcdonalds line
 mom and dad you made me so uptight
 i'm gonna cuss on the mic tonight
 i don't know how much i can take
 girl give me something i can break

 i'm rocking the suburbs
 just like quiet riot did
 i'm rocking the suburbs
 except that they were talented
 i'm rocking the suburbs
 i take the checks and face the facts
 that some producer with computers
 fixes all my shitty tracks

 in a haze these days
 i pull up to the stoplight
 i can feel that something's not right
 i can feel that someone's blasting me
 with hate and bass
 sending dirty vibes my way
 cause my great great great great grandad
 made someone's great great great great grandaddy slaves
 it wasn't my idea
 it wasn't my idea
 it never was my idea
 i just drove to the store
 for some preparation h

 ya'll don't know what it's like
 being male, middle class and white
 it gets me real pissed off and it makes me wanna say
 fuck

 just like jon bon jovi did
 i'm rocking the suburbs
 except that he was talented
 i'm rocking the suburbs
 i take the checks and face the facts
 that some producer with computers
 fixes all my shitty tracks these days
 i'm rocking the suburbs
 you'd better look out because i'm gonna say fuck