take your girl by her arm
and smash her on the floor
then drink that bottle of whiskey down
and ask one for more
knock the bottle on the head
of the man most near to you
help him up upon his feet
and give him the bottle too

cure the headace that you get
with a copple cans of beer
then take your horse between your legs
and ride away from here
get lost in the prairie
and die few times for fun
then you come back to this saloon,
so we can test our guns