e: Wed, 01 Apr 1998 12:45:54 -0500
From: "Brian j. dawson" 
Subject: PRO: Rat Whacker by Beer Softened Stool

tabbed by dawsonbr@zebu.cvm.msu.edu
Rat Whacker by Beer Softened Stool
from the EP "Diaper Nuggets"

Tune low E down a whole step to "D"

riff 1

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riff 2

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---5p-0-0-5p-0----|   repeat riff 1 4x  then  riff2 4x end on [D] chord

riff3
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[D]CHlorine gas and a severed [F] spine
[D]Lidocaine it works just [F]
[D]Whack em stack mmmm lets [F] dine
[D]The rat must die before its time

{chorus}
[G]Go rat whacker! Go rat whacker!
[D] riff 3
[G]Go rat whacker! Go rat whacker!
[A]

[D]Ehter in a buuter [F] dish
[D]I will grant your final [F] wish
[D]Dr. Death for rodent [F]kind
[D]Your headless corpse it looks just fine

{chorus}
solo

[D] Tried to drown that bumpy [F] prick
[D] he turned on me and bit me [F] back
[D] My pruning shears they did the [F] trick
[D] now he's in the garbage sack

{chorus}