Well bless my soul what's wrong with you all crowded round the bar

The girls are on the dance floor while you brag about your cars

You don't have to move like Elvis to get out on the floor

Cause men Don't Dance Anymore



Well you shake my nerves and rattle my brain but you just don't docey doe

You're all standing still while the play every song Iknow

Don't you know what those RM Williams boots are really for

Men Don't Dance Anymore



Let me show you something that will drive the girls insane

Every woman in this place will want to know your name

Clap your hands, shake your hips, turn around like this

But Men Don't Dance Anymore



Bop Bop A Lula a wap bam boo I think you're almost there

The girls are going crazy  but you ain't no Fred Astaire

And now the boys are in a conga line and heading for the door

Men Don't Dance Anymore



Couples on the dance floor that's how it's supposed to be

If you don't know what to do..boys just follow me

Step right, step left, pelvic thrust, shake your head

But Men Don't Dance Anymore

Oh No Men Don't Dance Anymore