Full color cover shot

Self magazine

Where the limos go

People start to scream

Shiny women on a yacht

These are things I ain't got



None of the above



Top ten well dressed men

Every hair in place

Authorskiermillionaire

Epitome of taste

Always willingalways hot

All these things I am not



None of the above



I wish I was invisible

Intelligent or pretty

But I'm none of the above