[Intro: spoken]
3, 4...

[Verse 1]
I’m the lesser of two evils
Oh am I, am I drinking myself nice
If I’m a lesser of two evils
Who’s this man, who’s this act I hide behind?

[Verse 2]
There are two ways to skin tonight
Let’s see whose road gets there faster
This is a game, no wrongs, no right
Only a winner and a loser

[Outro]
You and I, oh you and I
We’re not that different, you and I
Oh you and I, you and I
We’re not that different, you and I