Here we are again and we're looking at each other as if each other were to blame
You think you're so smart, but I've seen you naked and I'll probably see you naked again
Milli Vanilli told you to 'Blame it On The Rain' 
But if you blame it on the rain tell me what can be gained 
So, if all else fails you can blame it on me

If all else fails you can blame it on me
If all else fails you can blame it on me
If all else fails blame it on me
If all else fails you can blame it on me

Then you smile again but you're looking at me as if there's something I'm supposed to say
Forgive me Father, but I'm falling in love and that's all I have for confession today
Maybe if you'd ask me on any other given day
I wouldn't have time for you or anything that you say
But it's alright now, you can blame it on me

If all else fails you can blame it on me
If all else fails you can blame it on me
If all else fails blame it on me
If all else fails you can blame it on me

Yes dear, I love you, but sometimes I think that love's not enough for you
So you wanna play mind games, well that's fine, go ahead, la la la, I can't hear you
Here you are and you're a hundred thousand miles away
They say that absence makes the heart grow fungus
I wax poetic as you're waxing your legs
You say you think there's a traitor among us

If all else fails you can blame it on me
If all else fails you can blame it on me
If all else fails blame it on me
If all else fails you can blame it on me