Bad Language

 

 Slaves on Dope

 I woke up won morning almost o.d'ed and died. i should of told my mom i put

 crack in my fish fry.  Got drunk last night, started to preach. about a volley

 ball playa named Holly Mcpeach.  She was a pretty hot girl with double d's and

 always smoked pot with Brad and me.  Then one day she screwed up my car.  then

 started making out with Steve Savard.  I yelled at her threw her out my house

 and said that she was a dirty mouse. slapped that b**** and she ran away saying

 what the hell is wrong with j???........... Chorus: were slaves on dope, dont

 like the folk if you mess with us will never ever cope. got a bunch of thugs in

 the back if you coo wid them will start to mack......I had a little kid his name

 was john. liked to play around all the time. Ate chicken in the house with my

 dad. Always thought his grandma was pretty phat.  I got kinda mad at him one

 day.  WHen he told his dad that i was gay.  Took him in the shed gave him a

 beaten.  Now he never knows how to greet me.  I !

 told him once to not make fun of me then a tornado swept him up and he hit a

 tree.  I felt so good for the very next day. So i sung this song that doesn't

 mean hay. cus most this crap is really fake except that i enjoy the movie called

 half-baked....... Repeat chorus 1 more time!