Well it's a long, long way, oooh

From Bollywood to Battersea

Bollywood to Battersea

Bollywood to Battersea

La la la la 

I was a child of the pound and the crown

I lost myself in the haze

Of the new life that I found

On the silver screen 


She was a child of the movies and the dollar

One fine day I was led astray

She took me by the collar

Said you must follow me 


Well it's a long, long way, oooh

From Bollywood to Battersea

Bollywood to Battersea 


It's a long, long way, oooh

From Bollywood to Battersea

Bollywood to Battersea

Bollywood to Battersea 


Yeah I was a child of the suicide and the leisure

Oh one fine day I was led astray

To a burning collar

Said what's your pleasue 


I was born in the four minute warning

My old man said as he shook his head

"Ohhh, fuck this...

I'm off down the boozer"