Avril Lavigne

Avril Lavigne - Old Skater Boy lyrics

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 He did ice skating,she liked to play bowls
 and had a complex about his tight ice rink clothes

 He wanted her, he was a perv
 there was a feeling ice skating couldnt serve

 But old ladys friends played bolws on the grass
 they hated his tight suit showing off his wrinkly ass

 He was an old skater boy, she said drop the coustume boy
old men dont look good in tights
 she was into bowls but her heart was stole
surely her request about the lycra was right

 five years from now, she sits at the home
a nurse feeding her apple sauce

 she turns on tv
 guess who she sees
 ice skater man on euro sport TV

 she calles her bolws pal, they bitch behind skaters back
she gets over excited almost has a heart attack

 she waits out side, "the old nursing home"
with eggs and some flour to be thrown

 He was an old skater boy,she said drop the costume boy
men dont look good in tights
 lycra isnt cool
he looks like a fool
 now he's on TV, but shes was right

 okay it was really quite mean
 he was only fufilling his dream

but I'm with the old skater boy, he still wears the coustume though
yeah its embarassing
 but theres one good thing
remember hes very old
ice skating pays pretty damn well
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2 Comments found

avril_fan

Monday 16th of January 2006 14:50

What the hell?

hotNikki

Friday 21st of January 2005 09:09

That was to funny I appreciate the humor.