Hey, I got a brand new toy

I won't be needing you tonight, boy

in 45 seconds it gets me more play

than your little weenie gets me in a day

I told the lesbo at the store that I was getting bored

with my boys and my toys and with being a whore

I said I need something new to razzle me on

she said girl what you need is the orgazmatron



orgazmatron, orgazmatron,

it works even better when you turn it on

orgazmatron, orgazmatron,

you can stick it in, or strap it on

orgazmatron, orgazmatron,

feels so good, it's gotta be wrong

orgazmatron, orgazmatron,

your mamma even uses it to trim her lawn

batteries included no assembly required

you can stick it in your booty when your pussy gets tired



grandma likes to use it to massage her thighs

but children under 12 should be supervised

you can leave it on and wear it under your clothes so that you're coming like crazy and nobody knows, orgazmatron

you really turn me on, I'm really keen on this machine, it's the bomb

when I get up it makes me cream and at night it makes me scream and I get off every three minutes in between



orgazmatron, orgazmatron,

makes me happy when my boyfriend's gone

orgazmatron, orgazmatron,

astro has three in his salon

orgazmatron, orgazmatron,

banned for use during Ramadan

orgazmatron, orgazmatron,

double the pleasure, double the dong



batteries included no assembly required

you can stick it in your booty when your pussy gets tired