hey today we're gonna learn something neat-o

it's how to make a BANG-alore torpedo

first we'll need some sections of pipe

fill them with sticks of dynomite

crimp the fuse into the detonater

make sure the fuse is long so it won't blow up till later

light the blasting cap into the TNT

light the fuse, run fast, and wait to see it go

(chorus:)

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG



girl you know we ought-a

take it from Lysistrata

boycott his cock till we get what we want

won't drop my pants if they keep droppin bombs

not even if he's got a twelve inch dong

tell him, "don't show up to war, just play hookie,

if you choose to fight, you won't get any nookie,

and if you're gay, that's okay

"the army doesn't want you anyway"

ready his weapon, then pull away

make them pay for every day

they throw our money away

on mutant children, babies cry

war's really funny, until you die

tell your mom not to give into dad

this isn't electro, it isn't a fad

baby, I'll give you a piece

when there's peace in the middle east

then we'll BANG (x20)



Nobody voted when it was vital

but you made sure to vote for american idol

will somebody please explain to me

how if we kill someone we're really setting them free?

Dic-tators sick haters

tough guys come on settle this one on one

"my dick's bigger, that you'll see, by the size of my artillery"

I spy, with my little eye

money, greed, power, lies

you ask yourself, "where does it end?"

AVENUE D FOR PRESIDENT!!!!

the special forces that we'd endorse is

the under cover agent lover

whose only mission would be huggin' and kissin'

vote avenue D we'll make sure there won't be no more BANG (x20)



G.I.JOE you're a G.I.HO, baby

Gee, I know you're just a G.I.HO

you're a G.I.HO, a G.I.HO

G.I.G.I.G.I.HO

"and the rockets red glare, the bombs bursting in air" went BANG (x20)



shell shock show me your cock you got

small pox make my body rock give me

anthrax put it in my ass