you know the scene, we be dancing all night your dick's getting hard and my pussy's tight

pull me to the bathroom and you're teasin' me, but I wanna go home so you could be pleasin' me

it's getting hot, you're ready to go say goodbye head out the door

DJ says, "stay one more song" gives you more fucking tickets to get your drink on

you go back to the bar, start pounding old E

should be home by now, should be pounding ME



chorus:

Don't get too drunk to fuck tonight

-you've got to get it up

Don't get too drunk to fuck tonight

-if you want to get it in

Don't get too drunk to fuck tonight

we get home, I get hot

you pass out, sucks a lot



way to go shithead, you did it again

now I'm stuck with my fingers and a ballpoint pen

you talked a lot of shit, acted like a pimp

but I come home with you and what? it's limp

drinking mickey's, st.ides, high life, corona

what good is it if you can't pop a boner

I don't care if you can't come

but it better be hard until I'm done

I wanted hot beef, I got a cold noodle

I wanted slap and tickle, but I got flapdoodled



chorus



I like to party, like to get fucked up, but I'd rather spend the night face down ass up

let's leave while your weenie's still working

cuz I don't want to spend the whole night jerking

spill your drink on me and you're covered in sweat, boy that ain't the way to get me wet

don't come to my house to puke in my toilet, don't sleep in my bed just to soil it

don't pass out goin' down on me

or I'll wake you up with a mouthfull of pee



chorus