Vandalizing the countryside

Goblins march in fearless pride

Through destruction they forge virtue

Hell rats are out to get you

Gandalf carries the magic staff

Divides the armies in half

In the deeps of helm's they engage in battle

So insane it'll make you rattle



Thunder roars wind howls

Demons sporting crimson cowls

Hobbits fight in desperation

The bloody war had no inspiration