In the mountains of Norway where the weather is cold
There's not much to do except kill each other and play guitars in the snow
Corpse paint is a scary name for makeup it's what they wear
They resemble ink and dagger if ink and dagger had long hair
They're pretty evil and they do not like god
I don't care if they burn down churches
But they'd better not fucking touch a synagogue

I befriended them
Bye bye mom it's now me and my black metal friends
I befriended them
Bye bye franklin it's now me and my black metal friends

They have names like Igor Meldorf and Tor
But then again it's not exactly like Living Color
I kinda hope they move here so I don't have to pay import prices
But I kinda fear them being near me
Because they're not nice

I befriended them
Bye bye mom it's now me and my black metal friends
I befriended them
Bye bye franklin it's now me and my black metal friends

Come on Eileen
Come on Eileen
Come on Eileen
Come on Eileen