It's a cover for a tissue box
it's a clothespin duck and Funfur cat
And a crazy yarn and beer can hat

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Earth to Grandma
What the hell is that?

IT's a painted rock with google eyes
It's a match stick cross where Jesus died
It's a plaque that says, "I Heart My Home"
It's toothpicks, felt and styrofoam

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