It's a quiet Wednesday afternoon

Roommates all gone at work or school

And, I've got the whole house to myself so...

I might as well get naked as buck

Do jumping jacks with a glass of orange juice and double stacks

With syrup, syrup lots of syrup



And slurp... my words,

Words worth, work with words

Nerd, shirt Ash don't care

Murderous Murdock Holmes Sherlock Capones

Yo the flow is obnoxious,

Might want to hold your nose I just let one go

And if so, gonna make you nauseous



Aw shit, auspicious spit,

College kid hold your head like and ostrich

All on that raw shit, take it how you want it

Ash bad as Monet, 70 and sonnet

Chillin with the Axin maxin relaxin, enjoy the show

Comedy with some action,

Oh did I mention, sexual tension?

Yeah, oh yeah, bet that gets your attention



I've been skim breast fed for sex-ed

Wrestle my best friend, I'm still breast fed

Like to, push them together against my head

Then, test the bounce before I rest my head

So titty, titty tat, tat, boom bat diddly dat dat

The smoothest cool cat is Ash

That should last them at least two weeks

Before I league a new tree,

To feed the sweetie like it's Easter or Halloween, not I mean



Bow down and honor me, when I rap it's a holiday

Bow down and honor me, when I rap it's a holiday,

Yeah, Ash Roth in the house, blow pops in the house

Rang dang in the house, in the house make 'em bounce



I like boobies like you like nuts

Let's get together and make them touch

And your booty especially, bouncin' up and doen on my lil' wee wee

But there's something that means more to me

Then big titties and round booty

It's your personality... psyche!

It's um, fresh clean snapper, two cheeks to suck on after,

I want to eat your liver with some beans and a nice bottle of chianti

Chianti let's go to the bathroom and get busy

I just want to smack your ass, I just want to smack your ass (keep keep bouncing)

Uh, brain thang in the house

Got my feet on your couch, your girls titties pokin' out (watch 'em bounce)

She's got some funky ass nips