First time I saw her

I wanted to do more than just hold her

I wanted to bend her and fold her

So I lent over and I told her 

Got myself a brand new girlfriend

Got myself a brand new girlfriend

Phones ringing all weekend

Got myself a brand new girlfriend 


We want to be lapsed catholics

We've got the contraception

But we haven't got the knack yet 


Got myself a brand new girlfriend

Got myself a brand new girlfriend

So many messages to send

Got myself a brand new girlfriend 


So we went to the cinema

We came home from the cinema

We went through the front door

Up the stairs

Through her bedroom door

Onto the bedroom floor

I've seen her naked twice!

I've seen her naked twice! 


Brand new girlfriend

Brand new girlfriend

Brand new girlfriend 


Got myself a brand new girlfriend

So many messages to send

Phones ringing all weekend

Got myself a brand new girlfriend 


Got myself a brand new girlfriend

And I think that I love her